What a Mess! Cast and Crew

What a Mess!

Plot: A Russian crook steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.

Release Date: Thursday, March 30 1995
30 years ago

Genres: Comedy

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Cast

Valeriy Garkalin. Valeriy Garkalin was 40 in What a Mess! as 'Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow'.

Birthday: Sun, Apr 11 1954 –
Died: Sat, Nov 20 2021

Vera Alentova. Vera Alentova was 53 in What a Mess! as 'Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow'.

Birthday: Sat, Feb 21 1942 –
Died: Thu, Dec 25 2025

Inna Churikova. Inna Churikova was 51 in What a Mess! as 'Praskov'ya Krolikova'.

Birthday: Tue, Oct 05 1943 –
Died: Sat, Jan 14 2023

Armen Dzhigarkhanyan. Armen Dzhigarkhanyan was 59 in What a Mess! as 'Kozyulski'.

Birthday: Thu, Oct 03 1935 –
Died: Sat, Nov 14 2020

Igor Ugolnikov. Igor Ugolnikov was 32 in What a Mess! as 'Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich'.

Birthday: Sat, Dec 15 1962

Sergey Batalov. Sergey Batalov was 37 in What a Mess! as 'Lieutenant'.

Birthday: Fri, Apr 19 1957

Rolan Bykov. Rolan Bykov was 65 in What a Mess! as 'Brilliant's buyer'.

Birthday: Wed, Nov 13 1929 –
Died: Tue, Oct 06 1998

Leonid Kuravlyov. Leonid Kuravlyov was 58 in What a Mess! as 'USA ambassador'.

Birthday: Thu, Oct 08 1936 –
Died: Sun, Jan 30 2022

Lyubov Polishchuk. Lyubov Polishchuk was 45 in What a Mess! as 'Jennifer, Ambassador's wife'.

Birthday: Sat, May 21 1949 –
Died: Tue, Nov 28 2006

Oleg Efremov. Oleg Efremov was 67 in What a Mess! as 'Nikolay Grigoryevich'.

Birthday: Sat, Oct 01 1927 –
Died: Wed, May 24 2000

Oleg Tabakov. Oleg Tabakov was 41 in What a Mess! as 'Sukhodrishchev'.

Birthday: Mon, Aug 17 1953 –
Died: Mon, Mar 12 2018

Aleksandr Voroshilo. Aleksandr Voroshilo was >> in What a Mess! as 'Kozma'.

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Nonna Mordyukova. Nonna Mordyukova was 69 in What a Mess! as 'Registry Office Worker'.

Birthday: Wed, Nov 25 1925 –
Died: Sun, Jul 06 2008

Sergei Artsybashev. Sergei Artsybashev was 43 in What a Mess! as 'Registry Office Worker'.

Birthday: Fri, Sep 14 1951 –
Died: Sun, Jul 12 2015

Yevgeni Vesnik. Yevgeni Vesnik was 72 in What a Mess! as 'Doctor'.

Birthday: Mon, Jan 15 1923 –
Died: Fri, Apr 10 2009

Evgeniy Gerchakov. Evgeniy Gerchakov was >> in What a Mess! as 'Director of the Orchestra'.

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Arkadiy Koval. Arkadiy Koval was 36 in What a Mess! as 'TV Announcer'.

Birthday: Sun, Oct 05 1958

Yevgeni Aleksandrov. Yevgeni Aleksandrov was 33 in What a Mess! as 'Reporter'.

Birthday: Tue, Oct 10 1961

Irina Apeksimova. Irina Apeksimova was 29 in What a Mess! as 'Step performer'.

Birthday: Thu, Jan 13 1966

Valery Nikolaev. Valery Nikolaev was 29 in What a Mess! as 'Step performer'.

Birthday: Mon, Aug 23 1965

Valery Afanasyev. Valery Afanasyev was 45 in What a Mess! as 'Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov'.

Birthday: Sat, Aug 20 1949

Sergey Gabrielyan. Sergey Gabrielyan was 4 in What a Mess! as 'Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov'.

Birthday: Fri, Jan 11 1991

Tatyana Kravchenko. Tatyana Kravchenko was 41 in What a Mess! as 'Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum'.

Birthday: Wed, Dec 09 1953

Yuriy Chernov. Yuriy Chernov was 45 in What a Mess! as 'Suitcase carrier'.

Birthday: Sun, Apr 24 1949

Vladimir Gusev. Vladimir Gusev was 62 in What a Mess! as 'General'.

Birthday: Thu, Feb 23 1933 –
Died: Tue, Feb 07 2012

Gennady Matveev. Gennady Matveev was 48 in What a Mess! as 'General'.

Birthday: Fri, May 24 1946 –
Died: Sat, Jun 01 2019

Boris Smorchkov. Boris Smorchkov was 50 in What a Mess! as 'General'.

Birthday: Sun, Sep 03 1944 –
Died: Sat, May 10 2008

Yuriy Kuzmenkov. Yuriy Kuzmenkov was 54 in What a Mess! as 'man with a goat'.

Birthday: Sun, Feb 16 1941 –
Died: Sun, Sep 11 2011

Lev Borisov. Lev Borisov was 61 in What a Mess! as 'Mafiosi'.

Birthday: Fri, Dec 08 1933 –
Died: Tue, Nov 15 2011

Viktor Gajnov. Viktor Gajnov was 57 in What a Mess! as 'Mafiosi'.

Birthday: Tue, Jan 04 1938 –
Died: Tue, Jun 24 2008

Ivan Martynov. Ivan Martynov was 34 in What a Mess! as 'Mafiosi'.

Birthday: Sun, Feb 26 1961

Sergey Ruban. Sergey Ruban was >> in What a Mess! as 'Mafiosi'.

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Portrait of Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy

Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy. Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy was 45 in What a Mess! as 'Ambassador's bodyguard'.

Birthday: Tue, Jun 28 1949

Mikhail Kokshenov. Mikhail Kokshenov was 58 in What a Mess! as 'Ambassador's bodyguard'.

Birthday: Wed, Sep 16 1936 –
Died: Thu, Jun 04 2020

Inna Kara-Mosko. Inna Kara-Mosko was 46 in What a Mess! as 'Carol's friend'.

Birthday: Wed, Nov 24 1948

Nina Alisova. Nina Alisova was 79 in What a Mess! as 'Meloman'.

Birthday: Tue, Dec 14 1915 –
Died: Sat, Oct 12 1996

Vsevolod Sanayev. Vsevolod Sanayev was 83 in What a Mess! as 'Meloman'.

Birthday: Sun, Feb 25 1912 –
Died: Sat, Jan 27 1996

Anatoliy Kuznetsov. Anatoliy Kuznetsov was 64 in What a Mess! as 'Father'.

Birthday: Wed, Dec 31 1930 –
Died: Fri, Mar 07 2014

Vladimir Menshov. Vladimir Menshov was 55 in What a Mess! as 'Russian President'.

Birthday: Sun, Sep 17 1939 –
Died: Mon, Jul 05 2021

Aleksei Buldakov. Aleksei Buldakov was 44 in What a Mess!

Birthday: Mon, Mar 26 1951 –
Died: Wed, Apr 03 2019

Marina Golub. Marina Golub was 37 in What a Mess!

Birthday: Sun, Dec 08 1957 –
Died: Tue, Oct 09 2012

Aleksey Yakubov. Aleksey Yakubov was 34 in What a Mess!

Birthday: Tue, Apr 12 1960

Elena Bushueva. Elena Bushueva was 35 in What a Mess!

Birthday: Tue, Jan 26 1960

Aleksandr Nikitchenko. Aleksandr Nikitchenko was >> in What a Mess!

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

O. Puchkova. O. Puchkova was >> in What a Mess!

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Aleksandr Ryzhkov. Aleksandr Ryzhkov was 40 in What a Mess!

Birthday: Thu, Mar 24 1955 –
Died: Thu, Apr 16 2009

Pyotr Merkuryev. Pyotr Merkuryev was 51 in What a Mess!

Birthday: Thu, Jun 17 1943 –
Died: Mon, Sep 27 2010

Lyudmila Velikaya. Lyudmila Velikaya was 49 in What a Mess!

Birthday: Mon, Mar 25 1946

Olga Streltsova. Olga Streltsova was >> in What a Mess!

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Viktor Eltsov. Viktor Eltsov was >> in What a Mess!

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

T. Chudotvortseva. T. Chudotvortseva was >> in What a Mess!

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Ira Davydova. Ira Davydova was >> in What a Mess!

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Natasha Davydova. Natasha Davydova was >> in What a Mess!

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Lyudmila Larionova. Lyudmila Larionova was 49 in What a Mess!

Birthday: Sun, Jul 15 1945 –
Died: Thu, Apr 09 2009

Vyacheslav Solovyov. Vyacheslav Solovyov was >> in What a Mess!

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Ekaterina Krol. Ekaterina Krol was >> in What a Mess!

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Anatoly Kalmykov. Anatoly Kalmykov was 44 in What a Mess!

Birthday: Fri, Jan 05 1951

Maxim Glotov. Maxim Glotov was 30 in What a Mess! as '(uncredited)'.

Birthday: Fri, Jan 29 1965

Pavel Remnyov. Pavel Remnyov was >> in What a Mess! as '(uncredited)'.

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Timur Kogan. Timur Kogan was >> in What a Mess! as '(uncredited)'.

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Klavdiya Kozlyonkova. Klavdiya Kozlyonkova was 68 in What a Mess! as '(uncredited)'.

Birthday: Sat, Sep 25 1926 –
Died: Mon, Aug 08 2005

Andrey Zvyagintsev. Andrey Zvyagintsev was 31 in What a Mess! as 'journalist (uncredited)'.

Birthday: Thu, Feb 06 1964

Oleg Kozhemyakin. Oleg Kozhemyakin was >> in What a Mess! as '(uncredited)'.

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Leonid Aleksandrov. Leonid Aleksandrov was >> in What a Mess! as '(uncredited)'.

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Irina Borodulina. Irina Borodulina was >> in What a Mess! as '(uncredited)'.

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Aleksandr Gorbachev. Aleksandr Gorbachev was 39 in What a Mess! as '(uncredited)'.

Birthday: Mon, May 23 1955

Irina Davydova. Irina Davydova was >> in What a Mess! as '(uncredited)'.

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Vladimir Shiryaev. Vladimir Shiryaev was 23 in What a Mess! as '(uncredited)'.

Birthday: Sat, Jan 01 1972

Evgeniy Kuleshov. Evgeniy Kuleshov was 30 in What a Mess! as '(uncredited)'.

Birthday: Sat, Apr 04 1964

Lev Guzhnovskiy. Lev Guzhnovskiy was >> in What a Mess! as '(uncredited)'.

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Lyubov Rudenko. Lyubov Rudenko was 35 in What a Mess! as '(uncredited)'.

Birthday: Thu, Oct 22 1959

Yulia Zhiveinova-Ferrara. Yulia Zhiveinova-Ferrara was >> in What a Mess! as '(uncredited)'.

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Sergey Labyrin. Sergey Labyrin was >> in What a Mess! as '(uncredited)'.

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Vyacheslav Ushanov. Vyacheslav Ushanov was 46 in What a Mess! as '(uncredited)'.

Birthday: Wed, Mar 23 1949

Andrey Tunik. Andrey Tunik was >> in What a Mess! as '(uncredited)'.

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Sergey Ershov. Sergey Ershov was 23 in What a Mess! as '(uncredited)'.

Birthday: Tue, Jul 13 1971

Crew

Vladimir Menshov. Vladimir Menshov was 55 in What a Mess! as 'Director, Writer'

Birthday: Sun, Sep 17 1939 –
Died: Mon, Jul 05 2021

Vadim Alisov. Vadim Alisov was 54 in What a Mess! as 'Director of Photography'

Birthday: Thu, Feb 20 1941 –
Died: Sun, May 09 2021

Varvara Shuvaeva. Varvara Shuvaeva was >> in What a Mess! as 'Second Unit Director'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Lyudmila Kazuyutova. Lyudmila Kazuyutova was >> in What a Mess! as 'Second Unit Director'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Ekaterina Ozhogova. Ekaterina Ozhogova was >> in What a Mess! as 'Assistant Director'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Elena Remizova. Elena Remizova was >> in What a Mess! as 'Assistant Director'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Tatiana Baturina. Tatiana Baturina was >> in What a Mess! as 'Assistant Director'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Elena Dezhurova. Elena Dezhurova was >> in What a Mess! as 'Assistant Director'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Nina Nikolaeva. Nina Nikolaeva was >> in What a Mess! as 'Assistant Director'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Vitaly Moskalenko. Vitaly Moskalenko was 40 in What a Mess! as 'Writer'

Birthday: Wed, Oct 06 1954

Andrei Samsonov. Andrei Samsonov was >> in What a Mess! as 'Writer'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Vladimir Dostal. Vladimir Dostal was 52 in What a Mess! as 'Producer'

Birthday: Wed, Apr 15 1942

Aleksandr Litvinov. Aleksandr Litvinov was 44 in What a Mess! as 'Executive Producer'

Birthday: Mon, Oct 09 1950

Lyudmila Sviridenko. Lyudmila Sviridenko was >> in What a Mess! as 'Editor'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Lyudmila Shmuglyakova. Lyudmila Shmuglyakova was 72 in What a Mess! as 'Script Editor'

Birthday: Mon, Sep 18 1922 –
Died: Tue, Sep 13 2005

Minna Blank. Minna Blank was 72 in What a Mess! as 'Music Editor'

Birthday: Mon, Jul 31 1922 –
Died: Thu, Dec 08 2005

Tatiana Kasatkina. Tatiana Kasatkina was >> in What a Mess! as 'Assistant Editor'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Natalia Misyagina. Natalia Misyagina was >> in What a Mess! as 'Assistant Editor'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Lyudmila Plyasunova. Lyudmila Plyasunova was >> in What a Mess! as 'Assistant Editor'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Nina Khazova. Nina Khazova was >> in What a Mess! as 'Assistant Editor'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Timur Kogan. Timur Kogan was >> in What a Mess! as 'Original Music Composer, Conductor'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Vera Alentova. Vera Alentova was 53 in What a Mess! as 'Songs'

Birthday: Sat, Feb 21 1942 –
Died: Thu, Dec 25 2025

Vladimir Shmyga. Vladimir Shmyga was >> in What a Mess! as 'Camera Operator'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Evgeniya Prokofyeva. Evgeniya Prokofyeva was >> in What a Mess! as 'Makeup Artist'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Valeri Filippov. Valeri Filippov was 56 in What a Mess! as 'Production Design'

Birthday: Fri, Jan 27 1939 –
Died: Fri, Apr 26 2019

Bozhena Maslennikova. Bozhena Maslennikova was 54 in What a Mess! as 'Color Timer'

Birthday: Thu, Apr 04 1940

Vladimir Kachan. Vladimir Kachan was 47 in What a Mess! as 'Songs'

Birthday: Sun, May 18 1947 –
Died: Fri, May 07 2021

Vitali Morozov. Vitali Morozov was >> in What a Mess! as 'Production Sound Mixer'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Vyacheslav Ushanov. Vyacheslav Ushanov was 46 in What a Mess! as 'Stunt Coordinator'

Birthday: Wed, Mar 23 1949

Olga Ilyina. Olga Ilyina was >> in What a Mess! as 'Production Sound Mixer'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Portrait of Marina Zdornova-Patenovskaya

Marina Zdornova-Patenovskaya. Marina Zdornova-Patenovskaya was >> in What a Mess! as 'Costume Designer'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Vladimir Dushin. Vladimir Dushin was >> in What a Mess! as 'Set Decoration'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Gennady Papin. Gennady Papin was >> in What a Mess! as 'Sound Recordist'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Jonathan Nelmas. Jonathan Nelmas was >> in What a Mess! as 'Sound Assistant'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Valentina Pimankina. Valentina Pimankina was >> in What a Mess! as 'Makeup Artist'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Andrey Dolomatov. Andrey Dolomatov was >> in What a Mess! as 'Set Decoration'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Tamara Torshina. Tamara Torshina was >> in What a Mess! as 'Costumer'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Zoya Seglina. Zoya Seglina was >> in What a Mess! as 'Props'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Vladimir Zharkov. Vladimir Zharkov was >> in What a Mess! as 'Assistant Camera'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Aleksandr Nikitin. Aleksandr Nikitin was >> in What a Mess! as 'Lighting Technician'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Sergey Dubkov. Sergey Dubkov was >> in What a Mess! as 'Sound Re-Recording Mixer'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Valery Krechet. Valery Krechet was >> in What a Mess! as 'Still Photographer'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Vadim Kirillov. Vadim Kirillov was >> in What a Mess! as 'Lighting Technician'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Vyacheslav Kuklin. Vyacheslav Kuklin was >> in What a Mess! as 'Assistant Camera'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Marina Kryuchkova. Marina Kryuchkova was >> in What a Mess! as 'Assistant Costume Designer'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Aleksey Kochetkov. Aleksey Kochetkov was >> in What a Mess! as 'Pyrotechnician'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Natalia Popova. Natalia Popova was >> in What a Mess! as 'Production Manager'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Sergey Kirillov. Sergey Kirillov was >> in What a Mess! as 'Chief Lighting Technician'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Tamara Plyukhina. Tamara Plyukhina was >> in What a Mess! as 'Makeup Artist'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Maksim Kovalev. Maksim Kovalev was >> in What a Mess! as 'Assistant Camera'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Nina Borisova. Nina Borisova was >> in What a Mess! as 'Props'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Vladimir Bessonov. Vladimir Bessonov was >> in What a Mess! as 'Sound Assistant'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Vladimir Likhansky. Vladimir Likhansky was >> in What a Mess! as 'Set Decoration'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Yuri Shekurov. Yuri Shekurov was >> in What a Mess! as 'Production Manager'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Elena Mikhalenko. Elena Mikhalenko was >> in What a Mess! as 'Props'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Nina Gorbunova. Nina Gorbunova was >> in What a Mess! as 'Negative Cutter'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Lermont Muradyan. Lermont Muradyan was >> in What a Mess! as 'Production Manager'

Birthday: Unknown Birthday