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I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore

Plot: Overweight Bernie Fishbine meets Theresa Garabaldi at the neighborhood store, where he buys chocolate kisses every day. Theresa is in college and gets the idea to write about Bernie's weight problem for her thesis, convincing him to join a gym
Release Date: Friday, April 24 1992
33 years ago
Genres: Comedy, Romance
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Cast

Portrait of Jason AlexanderJason Alexander. Jason Alexander was 32 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Bernie Fishbine'.
Birthday: Wed, Sep 23 1959
Portrait of Nia PeeplesNia Peeples. Nia Peeples was 30 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Theresa Garabaldi'.
Birthday: Sun, Dec 10 1961
Portrait of Lainie KazanLainie Kazan. Lainie Kazan was 51 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Sarah Fishbine'.
Birthday: Wed, May 15 1940
Portrait of Lou JacobiLou Jacobi. Lou Jacobi was 78 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Gramps'.
Birthday: Sun, Dec 28 1913 –
Died: Fri, Oct 23 2009
Portrait of Eileen BrennanEileen Brennan. Eileen Brennan was 59 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Frieda'.
Birthday: Sat, Sep 03 1932 –
Died: Sun, Jul 28 2013
Portrait of David BoweDavid Bowe. David Bowe was 28 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Norman Fishbine'.
Birthday: Sat, Jan 04 1964
Portrait of Michele ScarabelliMichele Scarabelli. Michele Scarabelli was 37 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Connie Klinger'.
Birthday: Mon, Apr 11 1955
Portrait of Hilary ShepardHilary Shepard. Hilary Shepard was 32 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Ada Fishbine'.
Birthday: Thu, Dec 10 1959
Portrait of Marlena GioviMarlena Giovi. Marlena Giovi was 55 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Louise Garabaldi'.
Birthday: Tue, Mar 09 1937
Portrait of Ralph MonacoRalph Monaco. Ralph Monaco was >> in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Albert Garabaldi'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Arleen SorkinArleen Sorkin. Arleen Sorkin was 36 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Monica'.
Birthday: Fri, Oct 14 1955 –
Died: Thu, Aug 24 2023
Portrait of Cassie YatesCassie Yates. Cassie Yates was 41 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Melinda'.
Birthday: Fri, Mar 02 1951
Portrait of Al RuscioAl Ruscio. Al Ruscio was 67 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Uncle Dominic'.
Birthday: Mon, Jun 02 1924 –
Died: Tue, Nov 12 2013
Portrait of Lela IveyLela Ivey. Lela Ivey was 33 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Alice'.
Birthday: Thu, Jun 26 1958
Portrait of Matthias HuesMatthias Hues. Matthias Hues was 33 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Eric, Personal Trainer'.
Birthday: Sat, Feb 14 1959
Portrait of Larry StorchLarry Storch. Larry Storch was 69 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Giora'.
Birthday: Mon, Jan 08 1923 –
Died: Fri, Jul 08 2022
Portrait of Michael LaskinMichael Laskin. Michael Laskin was 41 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Melvin Fishbine'.
Birthday: Tue, Apr 03 1951
Portrait of Barbara PilavinBarbara Pilavin. Barbara Pilavin was 68 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Grandma Garabaldi'.
Birthday: Thu, Sep 27 1923 –
Died: Sun, Jan 02 2005
Portrait of Janna LevensteinJanna Levenstein. Janna Levenstein was >> in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Angela Garabaldi'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Robert DoQuiRobert DoQui. Robert DoQui was 58 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Fred'.
Birthday: Fri, Apr 20 1934 –
Died: Sat, Feb 09 2008
Portrait of Candi MiloCandi Milo. Candi Milo was 31 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Mother in Candy Store'.
Birthday: Mon, Jan 09 1961
Portrait of Rance HowardRance Howard. Rance Howard was 63 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Elderly Man'.
Birthday: Sat, Nov 17 1928 –
Died: Sat, Nov 25 2017
Portrait of Jean Speegle HowardJean Speegle Howard. Jean Speegle Howard was 65 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Elderly Woman'.
Birthday: Mon, Jan 31 1927 –
Died: Sat, Sep 02 2000
Portrait of David Dolph BenbowDavid Dolph Benbow. David Dolph Benbow was >> in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Mark Thurston'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Jamie DonovanJamie Donovan. Jamie Donovan was >> in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Larry'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Jack OngJack Ong. Jack Ong was 51 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Bowling Alley Clerk'.
Birthday: Wed, Nov 06 1940 –
Died: Tue, Jun 13 2017
Portrait of Benny GrantBenny Grant. Benny Grant was >> in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Lenny Fishbine'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Deborah GormanDeborah Gorman. Deborah Gorman was >> in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Linda Fishbine'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Spencer KleinSpencer Klein. Spencer Klein was 5 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Boy in Candy Store'.
Birthday: Sun, Aug 31 1986
Portrait of Julianne MichelleJulianne Michelle. Julianne Michelle was >> in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Girl in Candy Store'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Carolyn HennesyCarolyn Hennesy. Carolyn Hennesy was 29 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Bowling Alley Waitress'.
Birthday: Sun, Jun 10 1962
Portrait of Ken OberheuKen Oberheu. Ken Oberheu was >> in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Waiter'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Ross McKerrasRoss McKerras. Ross McKerras was >> in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Mr. Dill'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Suzan HughesSuzan Hughes. Suzan Hughes was >> in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Waitress in Health Spa'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Damien KlitouDamien Klitou. Damien Klitou was >> in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Young Bernie Fishbine'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Crew

Portrait of Robert MarcarelliRobert Marcarelli. Robert Marcarelli was >> in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Director, Executive Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Michael FerrisMichael Ferris. Michael Ferris was >> in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Director of Photography'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Jonnie LindsellJonnie Lindsell. Jonnie Lindsell was >> in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Writer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Mitchel MatovichMitchel Matovich. Mitchel Matovich was >> in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Gary M. BettmanGary M. Bettman. Gary M. Bettman was >> in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Line Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Charles WeberCharles Weber. Charles Weber was >> in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Executive Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Joanne D'AntonioJoanne D'Antonio. Joanne D'Antonio was >> in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Editor'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Cobb BussingerCobb Bussinger. Cobb Bussinger was >> in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Music'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Cathy HendersonCathy Henderson. Cathy Henderson was 44 in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Casting'
Birthday: Sun, Feb 01 1948 –
Died: Wed, Nov 12 2014
Portrait of Byrnadette DiSantoByrnadette DiSanto. Byrnadette DiSanto was >> in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Production Designer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Patte DeePatte Dee. Patte Dee was >> in I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore as 'Costume Designer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday