Poster of No Sex Please: We're British

No Sex Please: We're British

Plot: A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat
Release Date: Wednesday, July 25 1973
51 years ago
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Cast

Portrait of Ronnie CorbettRonnie Corbett
Ronnie Corbett was
42 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Brian Runnicles'.
Thu, Dec 04 1930 –
Thu, Mar 31 2016
Portrait of Beryl ReidBeryl Reid
Beryl Reid was
54 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Bertha Hunter'.
Tue, Jun 17 1919 –
Sun, Oct 13 1996
Portrait of Arthur LoweArthur Lowe
Arthur Lowe was
57 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Mr Bromley'.
Wed, Sep 22 1915 –
Thu, Apr 15 1982
Portrait of Ian OgilvyIan Ogilvy
Ian Ogilvy was
29 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'David Hunter'.
Thu, Sep 30 1943
Portrait of Susan PenhaligonSusan Penhaligon
Susan Penhaligon was
24 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Penny Hunter'.
Sun, Jul 03 1949
Portrait of David SwiftDavid Swift
David Swift was
42 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Inspector Paul'.
Fri, Apr 03 1931 –
Fri, Apr 08 2016
Portrait of Michael BatesMichael Bates
Michael Bates was
52 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Mr. Needham'.
Sat, Dec 04 1920 –
Wed, Jan 11 1978
Portrait of Cheryl HallCheryl Hall
Cheryl Hall was
23 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Daphne'.
Sun, Jul 23 1950
Portrait of Deryck GuylerDeryck Guyler
Deryck Guyler was
59 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Park Keeper'.
Wed, Apr 29 1914 –
Thu, Oct 07 1999
Portrait of Valerie LeonValerie Leon
Valerie Leon was
29 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Susan'.
Fri, Nov 12 1943
Portrait of Margaret NolanMargaret Nolan
Margaret Nolan was
29 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Barbara'.
Fri, Oct 29 1943 –
Mon, Oct 05 2020
Portrait of Gerald SimGerald Sim
Gerald Sim was
48 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Reverend Mower'.
Wed, Feb 04 1925 –
Thu, Dec 11 2014
Portrait of Michael RobbinsMichael Robbins
Michael Robbins was
42 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Car Driver'.
Fri, Nov 14 1930 –
Fri, Dec 11 1992
Portrait of Frank ThorntonFrank Thornton
Frank Thornton was
52 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Glass Shop Manager'.
Sat, Jan 15 1921 –
Sat, Mar 16 2013
Portrait of Michael RipperMichael Ripper
Michael Ripper was
60 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Traffic Warden'.
Mon, Jan 27 1913 –
Wed, Jun 28 2000
Portrait of Sydney BromleySydney Bromley
Sydney Bromley was
64 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Rag & Bone Man'.
Sat, Jul 24 1909 –
Fri, Aug 14 1987
Portrait of Robin AskwithRobin Askwith
Robin Askwith was
22 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Baker's Delivery Man'.
Thu, Oct 12 1950
Portrait of Lloyd LambleLloyd Lamble
Lloyd Lamble was
59 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'American Man'.
Sun, Feb 08 1914 –
Mon, Mar 17 2008
Portrait of Mavis VilliersMavis Villiers
Mavis Villiers was
58 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'American Lady'.
Mon, Jan 18 1915 –
Mon, Feb 23 1976
Portrait of John BindonJohn Bindon
John Bindon was
29 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Pete'.
Mon, Oct 04 1943 –
Sun, Oct 10 1993
Portrait of Stephen GreifStephen Greif
Stephen Greif was
28 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Niko'.
Sat, Aug 26 1944 –
Fri, Dec 23 2022
Portrait of Brian WildeBrian Wilde
Brian Wilde was
46 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Policeman'.
Mon, Jun 13 1927 –
Thu, Mar 20 2008
Portrait of Eric LongworthEric Longworth
Eric Longworth was
55 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Man with Lighter'.
Sat, Jul 20 1918 –
Wed, Aug 20 2008
Portrait of Edward SinclairEdward Sinclair
Edward Sinclair was
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as 'Postman'.
Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Fred GriffithsFred Griffiths
Fred Griffiths was
61 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Delivery Man'.
Fri, Mar 08 1912 –
Sat, Aug 27 1994
Portrait of Lucy GriffithsLucy Griffiths
Lucy Griffiths was
54 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Spinster Lady'.
Thu, Apr 24 1919 –
Wed, Sep 29 1982
Portrait of John Scott MartinJohn Scott Martin
John Scott Martin was
47 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'White Line Workman'.
Thu, Apr 01 1926 –
Tue, Jan 06 2009
Portrait of Bart AllisonBart Allison
Bart Allison was
82 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Council Workman'.
Mon, Dec 01 1890 –
Thu, Jun 29 1978

Crew

Portrait of Cliff OwenCliff Owen
Cliff Owen was
54 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Director'
Tue, Apr 22 1919 –
Tue, Nov 01 1994
Portrait of Ken HodgesKen Hodges
Ken Hodges was
50 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Director of Photography'
Wed, Oct 25 1922
Portrait of Ariel LevyAriel Levy
Ariel Levy was
29 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Assistant Director'
Sun, Mar 12 1944
Portrait of Johnnie MortimerJohnnie Mortimer
Johnnie Mortimer was
42 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Screenplay'
Wed, Jul 01 1931 –
Wed, Sep 02 1992
Portrait of Brian CookeBrian Cooke
Brian Cooke was
35 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Screenplay'
Mon, Dec 13 1937
Portrait of Anthony MarriottAnthony Marriott
Anthony Marriott was
42 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Theatre Play, Screenplay'
Sat, Jan 17 1931 –
Thu, Apr 17 2014
Portrait of John R. SloanJohn R. Sloan
John R. Sloan was
60 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Producer'
Mon, Sep 09 1912
Portrait of John WoolfJohn Woolf
John Woolf was
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as 'Executive Producer'
Unknown Birthday
Portrait of John GaleJohn Gale
John Gale was
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as 'Co-Producer'
Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Ralph KemplenRalph Kemplen
Ralph Kemplen was
60 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Editor'
Tue, Oct 08 1912 –
Sun, Apr 04 2004
Portrait of Eric RogersEric Rogers
Eric Rogers was
51 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Original Music Composer'
Sun, Sep 25 1921 –
Wed, Apr 08 1981
Portrait of Wally SchneidermanWally Schneiderman
Wally Schneiderman was
51 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Makeup Artist'
Sun, Jan 01 1922
Portrait of Ray SimmRay Simm
Ray Simm was
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as 'Production Design'
Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Gordon BondGordon Bond
Gordon Bond was
54 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Hairstylist'
Sat, Mar 22 1919 –
Sat, Aug 15 2009
Portrait of Julia SquireJulia Squire
Julia Squire was
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as 'Costume Design'
Fri, Feb 26 1926 –
Wed, Aug 09 1989
Portrait of Denis JohnsonDenis Johnson
Denis Johnson was
54 in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Production Supervisor'
Sat, Aug 03 1918 –
Sat, Sep 20 1986
Portrait of Jenia ReissarJenia Reissar
Jenia Reissar was
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as 'Casting'
Tue, Aug 30 1904 –
Sun, Oct 08 2000
Portrait of Alistair FootAlistair Foot
Alistair Foot was
>> in No Sex Please: We're British
as 'Theatre Play'
Unknown Birthday